The Ten Biggest Cases of the Decade (snark added)

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By James Bowden

YLB proudly presents our top ten list of the most significant cases in the last decade, in no particular order. They have all been included because (a) they have added to or changed the practice of law in the United States; (b) they were culturally significant; (c) both; or (d) neither. Anyone wondering why Bush v. Gore didn’t make the list will unfortunately have to go wanting. Feel free to make suggestions for additions or to openly mock our choices in the comments. 

  1. Gratz (and Grutter) v. Bollinger, 539 U.S. 244 (2003) – Affirmative action programs which discriminate solely on the basis of race – not O.K. Giving applicants a bump based on their offering a diverse background to the benefit of all of the students and the overall curriculum – well, you’ve got some wiggle-room there.
  2. Kelo v. New London Connecticut, 545 U.S. 469 (2005) – It ends up that now the government can invoke eminent domain to take property from one private citizen and give it to another to increase tax base. In fact, per Justice Stephens, the government always could.
  3. Hamdi v. Rumsfeld 548 U.S. 557 (2006) – Yes, Mr. President, we know that you’re calling them “Enemy Combatants.” But the Uniform Code of Military Justice, the Geneva Convention, and the United States Constitution still apply. I know, being president is tough.
  4. Gonzales v. Carhart 550 U.S. 124 (2007) – Despite its failure to use medical terms to define the procedures which it prohibits, the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act of 2003 (18 U.S.C. §1531 et seq.) is constitutional. The smart money is that this won’t be the last time the abortion issue rears its ugly head in the chambers at One First Street.
  5. Gonzales v. Raich, 545 U.S. 1 (2005)  – Sorry glaucoma patients; just because the state police won’t come a’knockin’ with cuffs when you “take your medicine” doesn’t mean the DEA can’t.
  6. The Trial of Kenneth Lay – Pay attention, children: the punishment for massive securities fraud and embezzlement is to die of natural causes while on vacation in a ski chalet near Aspen, Colorado. Now, how many of you want to be the C.E.O. of a large energy conglomerate?
  7. People v. Michael Jackson – Media Circus 101. That is all.
  8. Bell Atlantic Corp. et al. v. Twombly et al., 550 U.S. 544 (2007) – In a shocking decision which has shaken the concept of notice pleading under the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure to their foundation, the likelihood that facts supporting a plaintiffs’ complaint  will be adduced at trial must be plausible.  Note to you wacky pro se litigants: please, please do not take this ruling as an indication that you should cease to file the hilarious complaints that bring us so much joy.
  9. Stoneridge Investment Partners v. Scientific Atlanta, 552 U.S. 148 (2008) – In a decision closely followed closely by securities attorneys and other malcontents, the SCOTUS holds that there is no secondary liability for aiding and abetting under the anti-fraud provisions of federal securities law. Word to the wise for the ethically challenged - pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered; egregious behavior can still land you a trial as a primary violator.
  10. District of Columbia v. Heller 554 U.S. __ (2009) – SCOTUS looks closely at the Second Amendment, finds an individual right to bear arms where once there was only a collective right. You know the guy down the street that is stockpiling guns to defend himself when the government comes to take them all away because it is his right? Well,   he’s right. At least as long as he lives in the District of Columbia.

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Good Idea - Bad Idea: To Spite His Face?

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Good Idea:  Discussing Disagreements Which Arise with Strangers Like Adults

Bad Idea:  Fighting in a Bathroom and [Allegedly] Biting Your Opponents Nose

A Memphis attorney was allegedly involved in such an altercation. 

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Practice Tip: College Football Trumps All in the South

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The dilemma: You have a case set for trial, but you have tickets and reservations to attend the national title game.  The solution: Motion to continue.  Grounds:  See dilemma.
 
Your team is competing for the national title for the first time in seventeen years.  You have tickets.  Many of the witnesses and other attorneys in the case either have tickets or are trying to acquire tickets.  You know that the judge wants to watch the game, too. Opposing counsel is a fan of your arch rival, that other in-state, public university.  You ask opposing counsel to agree to a continuance, but they refuse out of strategy, spite, bitterness, envy, or all of the above. 
 
What to do, what to do...
 
File a motion to continue citing "monumental events . . . beyond the anticipation of the attorneys and clients" as your grounds.  In closing, "Roll Tide" in all caps, calling the judge to action.
 
In Alabama, an attorney faced this very dilemma and filed such a motion to continue yesterday. 
 
Read the Motion to Continue here.

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A Judge is a Web 2.0 Professional Island

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Brian Malcom 

"While judges cannot isolate themselves entirely from the real world and cannot be expected to avoid all friendships outside of their judicial responsibilities, some restrictions upon a judge’s conduct are inherent in the office." Florida Judicial Ethics Advisory Committee, Opinion Number: 2009-20. 

Judges across America may notice their status in Web 2.0 slip a bit today.  The Florida Judicial Ethics and Advisory Committee ruled that it is inappropriate for judges to be social media "friends" with lawyers that could appear before them in court. The Committee based its decision on Canon 2(B) of the Florida Code of Judicial Conduct.  The Canon reads:  "A judge shall not lend the prestige of judicial office to advance the private interests of the judge or others; nor shall a judge convey or permit others to convey the impression that they are in a special position to influence the judge."     

The Committee determined "that listing lawyers who may appear before the judge as “friends” on a judge's social networking page reasonably conveys to others the impression that these lawyer “friends” are in a special position to influence the judge."  Accordingly, the Committee held that "that identifying lawyers who may appear before a judge as "friends" on a social networking site, if that relationship is disclosed to anyone other than the judge by virtue of the information being available for viewing on the internet, violates Canon 2(B)." 

In a bit of social media mercy, the Committee went on to clarify that judges can have "friends" on social media sites, but they cannot "friend" lawyers  who may appear before the judge.  Thus, the judge can friend non-lawyers and lawyers who do not appear before the judge, "either because they do not practice in the judge's area or court or because the judge has listed them on the judge’s recusal list so that their cases are not assigned to the judge." 

The Committee did clarify that its opinion applied to Facebook or "any social networking site which requires the member of the site to approve the listing of a “friend” or contact on the member's site, if (1) that person is a lawyer who appears before the judge, and (2) identification of the lawyer as the judge’s “friend” is thereafter displayed to the public or the judge's or lawyer's other “friends” on the judge's or the lawyer's page."  To name a few, this would encompass connections on LinkedIn, followers on Twitter, and friends on MySpace (do people still use MySpace?). 

Sorry, judges. 

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Who's That Girl?

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By Eileen Burkhalter Smith

Does this sound familiar?:  I had been working on a case for about a year and been the primary contact for the client.  We had had substantial interaction on drafting, strategy, updates, etc.  About eleven months into the case, I received an email from a (male) colleague also working on the case.  It was a forward from the client asking him “what’s that girl’s name again?”  Incidentally, the client had sent the email to my colleague by forwarding an email that I sent him.  Yep, my email conveniently included all of my business contact information in the body, and my name in the address.

I have drafted an article on this topic a number of times, and then held off publishing it.  I don’t think this affects only young women lawyers, but I am particularly interested in this aspect of it.  Indeed, this is not the first story* I have shared here about this type of thing.  BUT, this is the first time that it had happened from someone on my team—my client.

I have done a quick informal survey of my women colleagues and found that this incident is not unusual.  Some other experiences are as follows:
  • Being mistaken for the court reporter by opposing counsel;
  • Being asked by the client if it was “okay” for My Colleague, a woman, to take the deposition of a man;
  • Being asked by opposing counsel to make copies and get coffee while at a deposition in HIS office;
  • Being questioned about whether an extension of time was confirmed if given by My Colleague, or whether she needed to check with the Male Partner. 

These are only a few examples, and I bring this up for many reasons, an important one of which is that I wonder if the people doing this don’t realize its effect.  Food for thought.

* This incident actually happened months ago, and I held off discussing it so all parties could forget it happened (except, um, me).  

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Jury Duty: Served!

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By Eileen Burkhalter Smith

I had a disappointing jury duty experience this week.  I attended, but was released two and a half hours later.  This is the second time I have served jury duty—with the same exact experience.  Neither time was I even called into the courtroom.  The first time, about 8 years ago, I was released because all the juries for the pending trials had been filled with other members of the venire.  I had to return the next day, but they didn’t need me.

This time, there was only one trial scheduled, and about 30 of us in the venire.  I was juror No. 2, so I was sure I would at least be considered.  Alas, it was a DUI matter and the defendant accepted a guilty plea that morning.  I had been looking forward to serving on a criminal jury.

Check out this excellent article from someone whose duty required a little more time and effort than mine.

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Jury Watch: Amanda Knox Trial

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By Eileen Burkhalter Smith

This is by far one of the more interesting criminal cases of which I am aware—there is everything in this case—drug allegations, Italian boyfriends, an American abroad.  After years of imprisonment, and a ridiculously long and drawn-out trial, the Amanda Knox murder trial is to the Italian jury (at the end of the week, no less) today.  This is as exciting as it gets, folks.  Check out a good summary of the trial.

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