Don’t Worry about “Holiday Networking” – Make Connections and Have Fun!

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By Kathleen Pearson

So you made it through law school finals and headed home for the holidays.  Congratulations!  The only problem now is that your CSO (and everyone else for that matter) keeps telling you that you need to “network.”  Whether you have a job lined up or not, that word keeps buzzing around like an annoying gnat.  Don’t they know you are wiped out and the mere thought of having to do something else is going to send you right over to the edge?? 

“Networking” has become one of those insidious corporate buzz words that seems to be the panacea of all problems anyone might ever face. Because it has an official name, it seems unattainable by anyone that is not a perfect conversationalist or social butterfly. The word itself now seems filled with an undercurrent of wanting to get something from the other person – i.e. a job.  That’s a lot of pressure for both you and the other person!

Relax.  The holidays should not be filled with even more pressure and tasks.  It should be about having fun, reconnecting with old friends and family, and making new connections with interesting people.  Instead of focusing on networking, focus on connecting.

Just in case you have forgotten, here is a quick reminder of how to connect with others and have fun over the holidays:

  1. Go to a holiday party with friends and family. 
  2. Talk about your experiences in law school with friends and family
  3. Ask your friends and family what they have been up to
  4. Meet new people at the party and ask them about their interests
  5. Tell the new people about yourself and your interests
  6. Promise to keep in touch with the people you just talked to!
Add some music, food and perhaps a little egg nog, and you are well on your way to having fun and making connections with new people.  By recharging your batteries at home and talking about all those new experiences you just had in law school, you will come back to school refreshed and ready for a new semester. 

 

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The [Surprise] Driver of U.S. Legal Policy

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By James Bowden

The United States’ political system is controlled by two major political parties, one generally politically liberal and one generally politically conservative. That is the way we think of the political policy-making process: the left and the right fight for enactment of their policies and, ever so rarely, compromise. Query: what if the actual conflict implicit in the U.S. political and policy-making process wasn’t the conflict between right or left, or rural versus urban, or racial, or any of the main dichotomies that we use to try to make sense of policy making. Here’s the surprise: the main conflict is really generational. Presented in customary bullet-point format for your perusal:

  • The Wealth Gap. Forget the 1% versus the 99%. Even the fact that the top 1% of wage earners own more of the nation’s financial wealth than the bottom 50%, or that in 2007 the top 1% of all income earners in the U.S. made 23.5% of all income, more than the entire bottom 50%. The starkest statistic is the difference between the change in wealth of the old and the new generations over the past several decades. Since 1984, older people have seen a 42% increase in their net wealth while their younger counterparts have experienced a 68% decrease. I sure hope they aren’t planning to take it all with them. 
  • Debt and Taxes. For the past decade, tax increases have been the most-hated villain in Washington. Really, it goes back further than that. Since 1986, maximum marginal tax rates have been historically low, particularly compared to what the Greatest Generation paid. Over the same period, the U.S. debt has increased seven fold. The average baby boomer was between 22 and 40 in 1986; their prime income earning years have overlapped with an uninterrupted period of historically low taxation, over which period public debt exploded. Now the baby boomers are cashing out – the first of the baby boomers became eligible for Medicare and Social Security in 2011. They are retiring, and won’t be paying in anymore. Guess who picks up the tab by default? 
  • The Fiscal Battle. We saw a battle over raising the debt ceiling this summer, and are facing sequestration if the “supercommittee” that resulted from the compromise fails to agree on cuts to federal spending in excess of $1 trillion. What is on the chopping block? The big losers are defense (which is a large employer of younger workers), education (which is supposed to provide the younger generation with opportunities), and spending on programs designed to reduce unemployment (which, as discussed below, effects the younger generation inordinately). What are the sacred cows? The spending items that are bringing the committee to loggerheads are entitlement programs like Social Security and Medicare (which benefit the older generation effectively exclusively) and the possibility of raising taxes (which, as discussed above, has the effect of benefiting the older generation). 
  • The Cost of Success. The saying goes that there are two kinds of good debt – debt the incurrence of which produces a positive net change in wealth. One is a mortgage and the other is student debt. The saying is getting pretty difficult to stand behind these days. Grad PLUS loans are not dischargeable in bankruptcy and guaranteed by the most credit-worthy institution in the world – the full faith and credit of the United States of America. They carry an interest rate of 8.5%. The interest rate on the last car I bought was 7.1%. That means that in 2007 a non-dischargeable, absolutely guaranteed debt carried an interest rate 140 basis points higher that a dischargeable loan secured by a depreciating asset which was likely underwater the moment it rolled off the car lot. Since then, it has gotten worse – most interest rates have dipped over the past few years, but student loan rates are fixed. A person’s cost of capital for a fancy new car is lower than for an education, and the average indebtedness of a law school grad is $100,000, which buys a pretty fancy car. Or two. Or three. That is insanity. 
  • The Tyranny of High Expectations. Just like every generation [allegedly] works to pass a better world on to their children, each generation is expected to make good use of the benefits they receive from the generation that went before them. I never thought I would do this, but I am going to paraphrase Cracked.com: members of the young generation were told they needed to go to school and work hard so they didn’t have to flip burgers. Now that the younger generation has gone to school and worked hard, the economy is feeble, the impact of unemployment inordinately falls on them (young adults age 20-24 have an unemployment rate of 14% compared to 9% for the population overall and 7% for people over 55), and they are being criticized as entitled for … you guessed it: not wanting to flip burgers.
Why does the conflict of generations matter? Think of the impact on public policy, including tax policy, entitlements policy, public finance, education and fiscal policy, just to name a few, if the debate is cast in the contrast of decisions’ impacts on different generations. The next decades are going to see important legal developments involving the enforcement of promises made to the public through entitlement programs, the protection of wealth, and innovations in mechanisms for the passive investment in wealth-generating assets. If attorneys can advise their clients and legislators from a perspective of the benefits and detriments to them and their constituents based on the disparate impacts on generations, long-term results are likely going to be better for clients and everyone in general. If not, someone is definitely getting hosed.

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Veterans at the Nashville Bar

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By James Bowden

Last year for Veterans Day we here at the Young Lawyers Blog gave recognition to some of Nashville’s lawyers that have served under the stars and stripes. It feels like a good tradition to continue.

James O. Bass, Sr. graduated from Harvard Law School in 1934, and has for the most part practiced law at Bass, Berry & Sims ever since. It is no coincidence his name is on the letterhead – Mr. Bass founded one of Nashville’s and the U.S.’s great law firms. In October of 1942, Mr. Bass, having established a successful law firm and served as a member of the Tennessee House of Representatives and a State Senator, took a commission to the Judge Advocate General’s Department of the U.S. Army and went to Germany to fight Hitler. He must have done a great job, because he left Germany as a Lieutenant Colonel in 1945 with a Bronze Star. Having fought injustice abroad, Mr. Bass returned to Nashville to fight injustice at home, plying a pivotal role in advancing civil rights as the chair of Nashville’s Committee on Human Relations. The word “hero” isn’t enough for Mr. Bass, who turned 101 this summer. You can still call him in his office – he shows up at work every morning to this day.

Bob Tuke served as an officer in the U.S. Marine Corps, and went to Vietnam as part of the Marine Combined Action Forces, earning the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry. Bob earned a trunk full of awards in his time, but the Cross of Gallantry was awarded for a specific action he took, and it’s the only one he’s willing to let me brag about. He came back to Nashville and went to Vanderbilt for law school, and went on to serve as the Chairman of the Tennessee Democratic Party and run for U.S. Senate, all the while continuing to teach as an adjunct professor at Vanderbilt University Law School. He spends his days practicing law at his firm, Trauger & Tuke, and continues to be active in politics. From time to time he even puts up with me.

Waller Lansden’s own Joseph A. “Woody” Woodruff somehow managed to have a successful legal practice and serve in the U.S. military for 30 years. After graduating from the University of Alabama School of Law, Woody returned to active military service as a Judge Advocate in the U.S. Army. Nowadays, when he’s not practicing law he’s practicing as a sports writer. Woody’s an avid Alabama fan, so don’t be surprised if he always picks the Crimson Tide for the win. Woody even finds time to be active in politics, and is often the Yin to Bob Tuke’s Yang in that respect. If you want to see an example of his leadership, read his firm profile – in his version of things it is always his team that succeeds, not him personally. Some might say that he learned that in the military, but I’m betting that the military learned leadership from him. We’re lucky to have him.

Sean Bennett graduated from Vanderbilt University Law School with me in 2009. With a background in financial services, you’d think he would have gone for the power and glory of legal practice on Wall Street, but no; he joined the U.S. Army instead. If being universally loved by his classmates was the measure, Sean would have won the Founders Medal. His whole class is proud of him and hopes he stays safe.

This year saw a couple of very notable old soldiers fade away to serve in heaven’s armies. Frank Buckles had been the last living confirmed veteran of the First World War, serving as an ambulance driver on the Western Front. Having served in the War to End All Wars, He was held prisoner by the Japanese in World War II as a civilian. Buckles died in West Virginia on February 27 of this year. Flags flew at half staff to honor the final death of a generation who gave so much they were almost completely lost.

Richard Winters, made famous late in his life by the HBO series “Band of Brothers,” found himself the leader of the 101st Airborne Division’s Easy Company on D-Day when his commanding officer was killed over Normandy during the invasion. He lead the division through D-Day, a failed expedition in Belgium, the worst of the Battle of the Bulge, and the capture of Hitler’s sanctuary, Berchtesgaden. The last of Easy Company’s living commanders, Major Dick Winters died in peace on January 2nd of this year.

On this Veteran’s Day, remember all veterans, including the ones that still walk among us.

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The Eurozone Debt Crisis: An Opportunity to Compare Legal and Fiscal Systems in Times of Financial Uncertainty (Cage-Match Style) - Round 2: The Political Thrilla in Manilla

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By James Bowden

Welcome back, monetary policy sports fans. In round one, the U.S. clobbered the E.U. with its enlightened monetary and fiscal policies. But what about the political institutions that underlie the decisions that our combatants made when confronted by crises? Let’s take the gloves off and find out:

  • Fiscal integration doesn’t work without political integration. The European Union is effectively a treaty system connecting the participating countries in an agreement to share a currency and not take on more than a certain percentage of GDP in debt, with one central bank. The United States is a politically and fiscally integrated federation of states, with one central bank. The difference is stark. Because the nations that make up the Eurozone have differing fiscal, political and social policies and positions, the only unifying factor is their currency – so if Greece’s economy falls apart, each individual nation has to perform its own risk assessment as to whether assistance is warranted. Conversely, if, say, Idaho’s failing economy was rending the social fabric of its communities, the United States would not seriously consider the possibility of doing nothing. That puts the U.S. on the board with one. 
  • The Eurozone has no effective built-in checks and balances.  You know those wonderful, self-equalizing checks and balances that you learned about in grade school? The ones that balance competing interests of majority rule with individual liberty, the power of coequal branches of government, and the relationship between the states and the federal government? Yeah, the Eurozone doesn’t really have those. Since the only unifying factor is currency, the financial well-being of the constituents are directly tied to the whims of the economic center of gravity, which is Germany – an economy featuring a robust manufacturing industry, a trade surplus, and a borderline-psychotic fear of inflation. Beware, smaller European economies with real estate and tourism based economies, because the folks holding the purse strings don’t have the same interests that you do. Look at it in a constitutional sense: the U.S. apportions legislative power in a bicameral system, allocating representation by population in the House of Representatives and by equal representation per state in the Senate, with majority rule in each chamber (sort of). The Eurozone system effectively operates on a system that would be similar to California and New York making all monetary decisions for the country, and each state trying to maintain a functioning economy and government in the middle – unless the issue required unanimity, in which case Rhode Island could hold up the policy making process completely at its whim. Doesn’t sound very democratic, does it? Hurray for democracy, and hurray for the U.S.A. We win this one. 
  • It isn’t your tax rate; it’s your tax collection rate. I know that Americans hate taxes, and the only good taxes are no taxes (or, alternatively, the taxes someone else pays that you get the benefit of). But the U.S. actually has an excellent collection rate; despite the relative rarity of audits and enforcement action, almost all taxes due are collected. Fraud is exceedingly rare. In Greece, tax evasion is a national pastime. No kidding – leading up to their collapse, the Greeks collected somewhere around 66% of the total taxes legally due. That’s a 33% evasion rate, and a 100% inability on the part of the government to realistically project the level of debt that the country’s economy can realistically service. Maybe it isn’t a question of law – maybe it is an issue with implementation, but either way Greece was doing it wrong. So that’s a big thumbs up to the U.S. tax system. Rare praise, I know.
And the U.S. political, monetary and fiscal system wins in a 2-0 knock-out. Which is kind of a hollow victory, really, considering it was mostly our financial institutions that kind of started the whole thing.

Special thanks to Chris Brummer, my former law professor and the inspiration for my interest in international fiscal and monetary policy and law, for giving me some of his invaluable time to assist with this post.
 

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The Eurozone Debt Crisis: An Opportunity to Compare Legal and Fiscal Systems in Times of Financial Uncertainty (Cage-Match Style) - Round 1: Rumble in the Fiscal Jungle

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By James Bowden

It appears that the Eurozone may have, at least temporarily, staved off the possibility of rapidly collapsing into a debt-lined, lava-filled hole in the earth with a new, comprehensive strategy to deal with the mounting E.U. debt crisis. I thought this would be a perfect opportunity to look at some of the differences between the U.S.’s and the European Union’s fiscal, political and legal systems to illustrate why the same financial crisis has led to such different results, in convenient bullet-point format: 

  • Paging Joseph Stiglitz. Joseph Stiglitz to the white courtesy phone. For years, Joseph Stiglitz has criticized the IMF and what he has dubbed the “Washington Consensus” for their practice of enforcing draconian austerity measures on developing countries following a currency crisis and bailout. The criticism makes sense – while developed countries take a page from John Maynard Keynes and pour money into their economies to make up for drop-offs in demand, the same countries insist that the road to salvation for developing countries with currency issues is to impose “austerity” measures that are universally contractionary: tax hikes, cuts in government services and spending, government employee layoffs and the like. Now, with Greece we have an example of a developed country having austerity measures forced down its throat, and it ain’t pretty. Riots in the streets are common, and every round of new cuts further depresses the economy – effectively guaranteeing that tax revenue will be insufficient to pay back the emergency loans. If you need another example, look at Great Britain: austerity for all has taken an economy with high debt and a faltering (but admirably powerful) economy into a full-on depression. Joe says “I told you so,” and the point goes to the U.S. 
  • Bailouts are great when you can get the benefit without making the investment, but it will catch up with you. When the U.S. implemented the Troubled Asset Relief Program (“TARP”), the Eurozone criticized the U.S. as chicken little. When the U.S. passed a stimulus bill, the Eurozone criticized it as profligate. U.S. spending on those programs helped prop up the Eurozone, both indirectly by stabilizing a world economy on the edge of free-fall and directly by shoring up financial institutions that the Eurozone depends on, and the U.S. isn’t in crisis now. But look at the issues Europe has created by not bailing out their financial institutions at the first sign of trouble (and when they could have capitalized on the benefit they received from riding the U.S.’s monetary and fiscal coat tails). The size of the proposal to save the Eurozone is phenomenal: increasing the European bailout fund to $1.4 trillion (that isn’t a typo – “trillion” with a “t”). That is almost twice what the U.S. stimulus package cost. And that is on top of money already thrown down the hole in Greece – with the real possibility that more will be necessary to prop up faltering European banks after they take a haircut on the sovereign debt that they hold (there is a lot of Greek debt floating around that, if the proposed fix is accepted, will lose half its value instantly). This one goes to the stars and stripes, and the E.U. gets a personal foul for bad sportsmanship. We’ll enforce it on the kickoff. 
  • Know when to hold them and know when to fold them. Today, U.S. banks may not be completely healthy, but TARP and associated stress tests administered on U.S. financial institutions by the Treasury Department have ensured that they are no longer on the verge of collapse. The Eurozone is frightened by more than just the possibility of a Greek default leading to financial contagion – if the European banks that hold Greek debt are forced to recognize their losses, they will likely be insolvent. The U.S. recognized that its financial institutions were in trouble and dealt with them. The Europeans pretended all was well, much the way the Japanese banking system refused to recognize accrued losses in a financial screw-up that ushered in what economists call “the lost decade.” Now, the Eurozone’s losses are bigger than they would have been, and the possibility of a calamity that could shut down financial commerce throughout Europe is real. European financial institutions are being given the option to take a 50% haircut on all of the Greek debt they hold – not really an option, though, since the other likely alternative is [complete] default. The stress tests that the E.U. belatedly performed have now been discredited, as well. Imagine if you woke up tomorrow and you couldn’t use a credit card or a debit card, go to an ATM, go to a bank branch, write a check, bank online – the only money you had were the bills in your wallet and the change in your couch – and everyone else had the same problem. That’s what a modern-day financial collapse would look like. The U.S. isn’t losing sleep over the possibility anymore, but the E.U. would have to be intentionally ignorant not to. Point U.S.A. 
  • I like my schizophrenic central bank, thank you very much. There is a wealth of academic and political debate over whether it is a problem that the U.S. Federal Reserve has two mandates that conflict with each other, specifically (1) maintain price stability, and (2) maximize employment. The E.U.’s central bank has no such conflict – it’s only mission is price stability. It is additionally effectively dominated by German thought, which continues to be scarred by the hyperinflation that occurred in the 1920s. I’m not trying to minimize the horror of hyperinflation; the possibility that the proceeds of a life insurance policy could barely buy a loaf of bread is truly terrifying, and that scenario actually happened during the German hyperinflation. But jacking up interest rates for fear of inflation that has no signs of materializing while unemployment stays unsustainable high? I’ll take my conflicting mandates happily, thx. 

It looks like the U.S. soundly drubs the E.U. in round one, with a score of four to nothing. Tune in for Round 2, monetary policy sports fans, and see if the epicenter of western civilization can get a leg-up on its upstart North American cousin.

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Thanks for the Teachable Moment

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By  James Bowden

Pop Quiz: does a hotel blatantly oppress an individual or a group’s right to freedom of speech by canceling a contract with an anti-Islamic organization seeking to hold a conference on the basis that it may cause interruptions to the hotel’s business? 

a)       No.

b)       Yes

c)       Both A and B

d)       Wait, what? 

If you went to law school and you answered B or C, you should probably seek a refund of your tuition money. Fact: private persons cannot violate the First Amendment guaranty of freedom of speech. The restriction only applies to state actors. But thank you for playing.

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Law School Grads: Looks like the "JD = golden ticket" blinders are off . . .

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By Kathleen Pearson 

Did you see this article and survey from the ABA Journal last week?  The article asked readers to answer these six questions in the comment section:

  1. How long did it take you to get a job in the legal field?
  2. Did you get the position you wanted, or did you compromise?
  3. How many interviews did you go on?
  4. What was your salary range for that first job?
  5. Would you recommend attending law school to a recent graduate?
  6. What year did you graduate from law school?
So far, over 200 comments have been left from law school graduates.  The overall tone?  Don’t pursue a JD unless you have significant ties to the profession or deep burning desire to be a lawyer.   YLB readers, what do you think?

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Entrepreneur Pointers - Friends and Family Offerings

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By James Bowden

Small businesses are the prime engine for job creation in the United States, and small businesses start with an idea and someone with the guts to put the blood, sweat, and tears into building that idea into a business. Unfortunately, most entrepreneurs start their businesses in a hole when it comes to capital formation. This leads to an unfortunate convergence of two related problems: a need to seek investments from others and an inability to afford good legal advice.

I think that business schools should have a class on practical securities laws for entrepreneurs. Securities laws are complex, often counter-intuitive, and the consequences for finding yourself on the wrong side of them are, well … They’ll put a big damper on a start-up company. So, in the mean time, here are a few tips for entrepreneurs looking to do some capital raising for their small business:

  • DO NOT expect venture capital firms or angel investors to be interested if a few hundred thousand dollars is more than enough. Professional investors will not be interested in taking the risk of losing everything in exchange for a percentage return on a few hundred thousand bucks, and the cost of putting the terms on paper will wash out any gains. 
  • DO put pen to paper if and when you do receive invested funds. Informality is great for many things, but when you are taking other people’s money it is best to keep a record. Also, if you are wondering whether you should keep the money in a segregated account held in the name of the business, you (a) should definitely do so, and (b) should be dolt slapped for even considering putting the money you raise in a personal account. 
  • DO NOT advertise investments in your business on Facebook, Twitter, or any other social media site. Short summary of federal securities laws - offering investment opportunities in a business by internet message qualifies as an offer to sell securities, and securities offerings come in three types: registered, exempt, and illegal. Registered offerings aren’t the domain of start-ups, so don’t worry about those yet. In order to be exempt, offerings have to qualify into certain statutory or rule-based exemptions. Staying within the exemptions offered by federal law means staying small, both in offering size and number of investors solicited, and not engaging in advertising or general solicitation. I’m not aware of any case where an offer to sell securities sent via Facebook status update has been subject to a regulatory action, but this is probably a race you don’t want to win. 
  • DO know what you are offering, specifically whether it is equity or debt, and make it very clear to any and all investors. Equity is (generally) a fractional interest in the business as a going concern representing opportunity to participate in the upside benefit of the success of a company, but if the company doesn’t succeed the equity holders get nothing. Debt is an unqualified promise to pay. Both categories come in all different stripes, but the difference between the two is the difference between night and day. Of course, if you are just getting a loan (from a bank, the small business administration, or even your parents), that debt is not a security. Bonds are securities. If you have any question about the difference, ask someone.
  • DO provide a write-up of what an investor will be investing in. Describe the business, the management, the market, the geographic area served, etc., etc. Err on the side of disclosure. Make sure all of the facts are correct. Include every bit of information that is necessary to ensure that the information you do include isn’t misleading. Proofread. 
  • DO NOT provide promises of future performance. The term sheet, offering memorandum, or whatever you choose to call it should qualify all financial projections and projections of future performance as being subject to factors not in the control of the business, and point out that investments in a start-up business involve a high degree of risk. Investors should know to independently investigate the business, ask questions, and be instructed not to rely on any projections provided by the business, financial or otherwise. 
  • DO know what kind of offering you are going to go with. For the most part, small businesses will be starting with small offerings to people they know – also known as “Friends and Family Offerings.”  The tough thing about friends and family is that you probably don’t want money to come between you, even if they are eager to support you. The level of formality of the investment, whether it is phrased as a loan or if you issue stock in the new business, is something that you will need to think carefully about. This may not be legal advice but the sad truth is that many (if not most) entrepreneurial efforts fail, and no one is sure what makes those that do succeed different from those that fail. If telling a friend or family member that they have lost their entire investment isn’t a conversation you think you could have with them it probably isn’t a good idea to ask them to invest in the first place.
  • I think that is a good start.  I'll work on a syllabus if any of the business schools are interested.

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A Note From London - Please File in the "Jeez, I Hope Not" Department

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By James Bowden

Working long hours sometimes is less than ideal – you can get to the point where all you feel like you do is work and sleep. Working long hours, though, is sort of a part of the shared experience of the law. At my firm we have all sorts of amenities on site that make working long hours easier, from an exercise room with showers to team dinners when things heat up to a service that can run errands for attorneys when we don’t have time to take care of things ourselves. But I do really like to sleep in my own bed.

Per this ABA journal article, some of the firms in the magic circle in London are so over the whole “attorneys going home to sleep” trend and accordingly are now offering accommodations – in the form of those funny little cubbyhole beds made famous by hotels in Tokyo, Japan. I have to say I am not a fan, and hope that this trend stays on the other side of the Atlantic. And, if such a thing does become common practice, I hope they find a way to make the sleeping pods look a little bit less like ovens.

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The Tennessee State Bar Exam - Great Moments in Gotcha

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By James Bowden

It sounds like there may have been much ado about nothing over the weekend over the way that the Tennessee bar exam will be graded. I’m not sure what happened, but it sounds like some folks felt like they had the rug pulled out from under them – and taking the bar is stressful enough. So, in the interest of providing perspective, here are a few historical examples of folks finding out at the last minute that things were not going to go as planned, in much more spectacular fashion than this weekend’s events:
  • Early reports say that you’ve just won the presidency, beating an unpopular incumbent. The papers are even reporting that you whipped him. No, wait …the other guy is still president and you’re still just some guy.
  • You’ve convinced a major network to axe a popular late night television show host so that you can take his place. You’re a star of late night comedy, so of course you’ll be an instant hit!  Wait, what did you say my ratings are?
  • You’ve just forced the other team’s quarterback to fumble and recovered the ball in the last seconds of the AFC Championship Game, and now you can kneel on the ball. Next stop, Super Bowl! No, wait …What the heck is the Tuck Rule?!!
  • You’ve caught the British off guard in New Orleans, and your army takes the opportunity to rout them. Hurray! Your military exploits will have won the war for America! Wait, what? The war is already over? The mail sure is slow in the nineteenth century. Where is Ghent, anyways?
  • You declare that your Soviet Union will bury the west’s weak, piddling “democracy” and “freedom.” Wait, not so much.

In all seriousness, good luck on the bar exam for everyone who is taking it. It might be difficult, but you will be glad you did it. And it will be over before you know it.

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