Good Idea: I can't even come up with a good idea for this one.

Bad Idea: Trying to stab a process server with a large hunting knife when you are a member of the state bar.

No one likes getting sued.  No one likes getting served with civil court papers at home.  However, in the unlikely event that you find yourself getting served with civil court papers,  (I cannot believe I have to say this) do not stab the messenger.

In the Santa Ana lawyer's defense, the idiom is "don't shoot the messenger."  No one ever told him not to try to stab the messenger.

Well, I am telling all you young lawyers out there: Do not try to stab the messenger.